1 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:46,720 Hello, love. 2 00:00:46,900 --> 00:00:50,740 Hello, ma 'am. What are you doing up? It's gone midnight. We're waiting for 3 00:00:50,860 --> 00:00:52,420 Oh, we've got a surprise. 4 00:00:53,060 --> 00:00:54,700 You'll never believe it. 5 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:55,920 Olive's got a fella. 6 00:00:55,960 --> 00:01:00,560 Oh. Now, come on in. I want to show you. What, what? Well, in you go. 7 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:02,620 In you go. There. Of course you do. 8 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:03,840 Now, what have you done? 9 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:04,900 Now. 10 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:11,380 Do you like it? It shows what I've got, doesn't it? 11 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:15,700 Yeah, shows you've got your corsets on. 12 00:01:16,980 --> 00:01:17,980 Where'd you get it from? 13 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,920 Well, we've got to have some more money now Olive's divorced. 14 00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:23,760 I just got her a job at the depot. 15 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:27,060 I know, but I don't want my little Olive to be a clippy forever. 16 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,660 So we've started up in business. 17 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,240 Have you? 18 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:32,500 What sort of business? 19 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,340 Agents for a mail order firm. 20 00:01:34,540 --> 00:01:38,880 Now, all we have to do is show the people the catalogue. They tell us what 21 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,700 want. They pay us cash. 22 00:01:41,150 --> 00:01:43,550 And we get commission on everything we sell. 23 00:01:43,810 --> 00:01:46,170 Oh, well, that's not too bad, no. Look what we've got already. 24 00:01:46,450 --> 00:01:49,270 This lovely tea set, this guitar, and this dress. 25 00:01:49,530 --> 00:01:51,070 Hey, who's bought this lot from you, then? 26 00:01:51,290 --> 00:01:52,290 We have. 27 00:01:52,870 --> 00:01:53,848 You have? 28 00:01:53,850 --> 00:01:57,390 I know what you're going to say, love, but it's not going to cost us a penny. 29 00:01:58,310 --> 00:02:01,390 What do you mean, it's not going to cost you a penny? It must be 20 quid for the 30 00:02:01,390 --> 00:02:02,149 stuff here. 31 00:02:02,150 --> 00:02:03,150 No, 50. 32 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:04,590 50? Oh, never mind. 33 00:02:04,990 --> 00:02:06,210 Oh, no, no, no, no. 34 00:02:06,670 --> 00:02:08,330 Don't worry, love. 35 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:12,960 We'll soon make enough in commission to pay for all this and more. 36 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:16,160 It'll only take us a couple of weeks. Yeah, but just a minute. How much 37 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,160 commission do you get? 38 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:20,840 Oh. Well, I don't know exactly, but it's all here in the book. 39 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,480 Well, let's have a look at this. See what it says about it. Yeah, just a 40 00:02:23,540 --> 00:02:26,220 Hang on a minute. Got it? Yes, it says... What's this here? 41 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:30,360 Be an easy order agent. Earn yourself pounds and pounds the easy way. 42 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,780 Frill your friends and wind up rich. Blimey, that's good. 43 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:37,920 Get your passport to happiness with easy order mail order. 44 00:02:38,510 --> 00:02:40,110 I got my passport to happiness. 45 00:02:40,370 --> 00:02:44,970 Oh, I see. Olive Butler is entitled to two pence in the pound commission. 46 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:46,890 Two pence? 47 00:02:48,450 --> 00:02:49,710 Yes, and it goes. 48 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:51,189 And it goes? 49 00:02:51,190 --> 00:02:53,770 Do you know how much to earn a pound you've got to sell? 50 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,970 No, I'm not very good at arithmetic. 51 00:02:56,730 --> 00:03:00,550 Mum, to earn a pound, you've got to sell 50 quids worth of stuff. 52 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:04,650 Well, we've sold 50 quids worth of stuff to ourselves already, so we've earned a 53 00:03:04,650 --> 00:03:05,650 pound. 54 00:03:08,010 --> 00:03:10,330 You ain't got to sell it to yourself. You've got to sell it to other people. 55 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:16,270 And to earn 50 quid, you've got to sell, God, over 2 ,000 quids worth of stuff. 56 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:17,810 Well, we'd better get cracking. 57 00:03:18,070 --> 00:03:20,550 Would you like to order something from the catalogue? 58 00:03:21,290 --> 00:03:24,970 I'm not getting through to you, am I? It's going to take ages to sell all that 59 00:03:24,970 --> 00:03:27,910 amount. I mean, don't you understand? 60 00:03:28,350 --> 00:03:29,970 You've got to buy this now. 61 00:03:30,390 --> 00:03:32,750 No, we haven't. It's on seven days free approval. 62 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,610 Right, well, I've seen it free enough. 63 00:03:43,020 --> 00:03:46,120 I haven't thought about it properly yet. Oh, yes, I have thought about it. It's 64 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,019 all going back. 65 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:48,160 And who wants a blimmy guitar? 66 00:03:48,420 --> 00:03:49,480 None of us can play a note. 67 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:54,400 That note of rubbish must have cost all of ten quid. That is not rubbish. It 68 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,760 cost over thirty pounds. 69 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:57,440 Thirty pounds? 70 00:03:57,780 --> 00:04:00,900 Well, I've got to have a good guitar. I'm going to start my own pop group. 71 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:02,580 Yeah, 72 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:05,420 she looks like a group in that dress. 73 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:21,760 The cat's caught in a mangle. 74 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:27,360 It's going back. It's going back. Oh, Stan, not my lovely tea service. I've 75 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,940 always wanted a bone china tea service. 76 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:31,580 Look, what's wrong with her own china? 77 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:35,000 Ah, that's lovely, isn't it? Her own china's lovely. 78 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:37,720 But, Stepo, not to be taken away. 79 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:42,800 Well, I'm sorry. It's all going back and that's it. Good night. Oh, Stan, please 80 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,880 don't make me send me a dress back. I've always wanted a dress that really hugs 81 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:46,880 me, figure. 82 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:48,780 That doesn't hug you. It throttles you. 83 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,860 I'll tell you what to do. Look, I'll let you keep the dress, but the rest's got 84 00:05:01,860 --> 00:05:02,839 to go back, eh? 85 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:07,060 Yes, you're right, love. We must earn the money before we spend it. Now you're 86 00:05:07,060 --> 00:05:07,779 saying sense. 87 00:05:07,780 --> 00:05:11,760 And no, I don't mind waiting for another week for my tea service, love. Eh? 88 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,340 Dad? What? Could you help me do me up? 89 00:05:14,620 --> 00:05:16,500 Mum and I couldn't manage by ourselves. 90 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:17,740 Oh, turn around. 91 00:05:37,450 --> 00:05:38,770 And you get the zipper. 92 00:05:39,710 --> 00:05:40,710 Don't wriggle. 93 00:05:40,790 --> 00:05:44,370 Don't wriggle. 94 00:05:45,130 --> 00:05:46,230 Don't wriggle. 95 00:05:46,450 --> 00:05:47,429 Don't wriggle. Don't wriggle. Don't wriggle. 96 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,189 Don't wriggle. Don't wriggle. 97 00:05:48,190 --> 00:05:48,909 Don't wriggle. 98 00:05:48,910 --> 00:05:49,910 Don't wriggle. 99 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:53,450 Don't wriggle. 100 00:06:13,450 --> 00:06:14,450 haven't paid for it yet. 101 00:06:14,590 --> 00:06:17,010 Oh, Sam, what are we going to do? 102 00:06:17,970 --> 00:06:21,330 Well, let's see if we can salvage some of it. Oh, no, no. Come on. Let's buy 103 00:06:21,330 --> 00:06:22,330 plate for our dear. 104 00:06:22,490 --> 00:06:25,230 Well, there's a couple of plates. Well, don't stand there. Give it down. 105 00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:02,710 You'll have a try. 106 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,890 We won't be out of paper all this lot in seven days. 107 00:07:06,410 --> 00:07:07,950 Do you know what it means, don't you? What? 108 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:10,790 It'll mean we'll have to go to court. We'll have the bailiffs in. 109 00:07:11,590 --> 00:07:12,590 This could mean prison. 110 00:07:13,010 --> 00:07:14,610 Oh, I'd come and visit you, Stan. 111 00:07:16,930 --> 00:07:19,590 I've got a great scheme that'll get you out of trouble. What's that? Now, one of 112 00:07:19,590 --> 00:07:21,950 the fellas has managed to acquire a surplus ticket machine. 113 00:07:22,490 --> 00:07:23,550 Surplus? Yeah, surplus. 114 00:07:23,790 --> 00:07:25,490 You know, disused. Out of circulation. 115 00:07:26,130 --> 00:07:27,350 Borrowed. You mean stolen? 116 00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:28,499 No, borrowed. 117 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:29,900 They can have it back when he's finished with it. 118 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:30,759 Oh, yeah? 119 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,560 What's he going to do with it? Sell it for five quid. 120 00:07:33,140 --> 00:07:34,140 Who to? You. 121 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:37,460 What would I be doing with a stolen ticket machine? 122 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:39,480 Getting enough money to pay off all your debts. 123 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:42,340 Yeah, you're mine. I'm not doing that. Come on, come on. 124 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:46,960 Listen, every ticket I sell on this machine is recorded here and checked by 125 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:50,000 Blake at the end of the day, right? Yes, so, so. Now, look, if I had another 126 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,220 machine, what he don't know about, I could sell tickets off that and give you 127 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:54,220 the money. 128 00:07:54,380 --> 00:07:55,380 That's stealing. 129 00:07:55,540 --> 00:07:56,940 No, it's not. It's expropriation. 130 00:07:57,890 --> 00:07:59,070 What's that then? Stealing. 131 00:08:00,410 --> 00:08:04,390 No, no, no. It means taking back what rightfully belongs to you in the first 132 00:08:04,390 --> 00:08:09,290 place. Look, come here. Can you explain to me how that money belongs to me? 133 00:08:09,450 --> 00:08:12,450 Well, it's easy, isn't it? Look, we wanted the government to backdate our 134 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:15,990 pay rise to a year before, didn't we? But he refused, didn't he? Yeah, yeah. 135 00:08:16,070 --> 00:08:18,630 Right, well, it's just another way of taking it then, isn't it? 136 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:20,050 Yeah, it's stealing. 137 00:08:20,270 --> 00:08:23,170 No, well, I mean, that's the system, isn't it? I mean, they force it on us, 138 00:08:23,290 --> 00:08:23,629 don't they? 139 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:25,470 What do you say? No. All right? 140 00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:27,590 You want to see your sister dragged off to prison? 141 00:08:28,010 --> 00:08:29,010 Won't be a pretty sight. 142 00:08:29,330 --> 00:08:30,570 That would be a pretty ugly sight. 143 00:08:31,530 --> 00:08:35,070 If you have your way, I'll be dragged off to prison. All right, all right. 144 00:08:35,070 --> 00:08:39,049 wages won't cover it. No. Hey, I've just thought of something. I tell you what, 145 00:08:39,090 --> 00:08:39,769 though, mate. 146 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:43,630 No. But my efficiency bonus will, won't it? Ah, come off it. That's not due for 147 00:08:43,630 --> 00:08:46,330 another month. You know, Blake, he won't let you have it before it's due. You 148 00:08:46,330 --> 00:08:47,750 know him. You know his heart, Liz. 149 00:08:48,130 --> 00:08:51,780 Ah, well, I... I'll chat him up a bit, you know, speak nicely to him, you know. 150 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:54,720 All right, go on then, let's see your clever stick. All right, I will then, 151 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:55,760 right? Go on. What's this then? 152 00:08:59,780 --> 00:09:01,660 Ah, Mr Blake, sir. 153 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,340 Could I have a little word with you, please, sir? Mr Blake. 154 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,040 You're up to something, aren't you, Butler? No, no. 155 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:10,680 Yes, I am. 156 00:09:10,940 --> 00:09:12,260 It's about my efficiency bonus. 157 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:13,560 What about it? 158 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:17,260 I know I'm not due for it till next month, but I was wondering if you could 159 00:09:17,260 --> 00:09:19,120 your way clear of letting me have it this week. 160 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,080 Yeah. Yes, I could, yeah. 161 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:25,600 You could... Actually, you could, see? 162 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:31,780 I could let you have your efficiency bonus this week, if you were getting an 163 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:32,780 efficiency bonus. 164 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:33,960 But you're not. 165 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,680 So I can't and I won't. 166 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:38,800 Why not? 167 00:09:38,970 --> 00:09:42,950 Because an efficiency bonus, butler, is paid to people who are efficient. You're 168 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,150 not efficient, are you? 169 00:09:44,370 --> 00:09:47,250 Well, all right, Blake, I'm going to give it to you straight. I'm earnestly, 170 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:50,750 really need that money desperately. I'm in trouble for the money. So, look, can 171 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:51,329 I have it? 172 00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:55,130 No. Look, it's the rules, butler. It's out of my hands, isn't it? They're tied. 173 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:58,990 Oh, yeah, but it's up to you, though, really, isn't it, Blakey? Well, yes. 174 00:09:59,930 --> 00:10:01,070 Then what do you say, then? 175 00:10:01,290 --> 00:10:02,290 No. See? 176 00:10:02,730 --> 00:10:05,810 I'm showing you. But, Blakey, Blakey, why not? 177 00:10:06,150 --> 00:10:09,110 Look, butler, I've suffered from you. Go on. I'm 178 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:15,690 not 179 00:10:15,690 --> 00:10:20,450 going to give it to you. 180 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,610 Not if it goes down on your knees, I wouldn't. 181 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:48,880 Oh, yeah. 182 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:53,060 You're right, Jack. I've had him up to there. Listen, you go and get that 183 00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:54,700 machine, Gordon. Now you're talking, boy. 184 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,540 Here's another fine thing, Butler. 185 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:59,780 Somebody's been and gone and stolen a ticking machine out the stores. 186 00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:02,580 Ah, here's a fella I want to see. 187 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:04,600 Here, 188 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,200 I've got it. No, no. Here, you take it. 189 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:12,100 Don't be long now, Butler. 190 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:16,240 All we've got to do is find that machine and check it with a fingerprint. 191 00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:26,389 sat there? 192 00:11:26,390 --> 00:11:27,730 Well, it's me, isn't it? 193 00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:30,270 You're getting fat, aren't you? 194 00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:34,970 You want to do a bit more work, but that's your trouble, mate. Go on, get 195 00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:36,310 bus out. I will, yeah. Hang about. 196 00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:39,310 You're on a new route today. Here, there's your route. 197 00:11:39,550 --> 00:11:41,950 I'll give it to Jack. 198 00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:44,510 No, you take it, man. You're driving the bus. 199 00:11:45,730 --> 00:11:46,730 Stick it in my mouth. 200 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:53,650 You're taking it to collect newspapers, aren't you? 201 00:11:55,930 --> 00:11:56,930 somewhere, don't I? 202 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,170 What did you say? He said he'd got to put it somewhere. 203 00:11:59,430 --> 00:12:00,430 I'm asking him. 204 00:12:02,670 --> 00:12:04,050 What's wrong with your age, then? 205 00:12:04,670 --> 00:12:05,609 Nothing, nothing. 206 00:12:05,610 --> 00:12:07,370 Right, we'll sign this then, can't we? 207 00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:13,510 Right, can you hold your bowl? No, go on, you hold the blooming bowl, mate. 208 00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:14,510 not your servant. 209 00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:18,310 Oh! 210 00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:19,830 Oh, dear! 211 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,050 Come on. 212 00:12:28,470 --> 00:12:29,470 Oh, well. 213 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,410 Here's your root mat, what's left of it. Thank you very much. 214 00:12:32,910 --> 00:12:35,630 You find your way around. I should get the bus out and inject it. Go ahead. 215 00:12:39,730 --> 00:12:40,730 Can you work? 216 00:12:42,690 --> 00:12:43,690 I can talk to you. 217 00:12:52,850 --> 00:12:55,790 Get in the bus, eh? Yes, I'm going to. 218 00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:03,570 What do you think you're doing, old mate? 219 00:13:04,270 --> 00:13:07,630 Listen, if you can't get in that cab under your own steam butler, you're not 220 00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:10,550 to drive the bus, mate. Right, I'm going to get the nurse to have a look at you. 221 00:13:10,670 --> 00:13:11,649 All right, then. 222 00:13:11,650 --> 00:13:13,090 I'll get down at the bottom of this. All right. 223 00:13:13,370 --> 00:13:14,370 Quick, quick, quick. 224 00:13:14,450 --> 00:13:15,450 Hello, 225 00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:18,050 Mr Constable. Just getting in my bus. 226 00:13:18,870 --> 00:13:19,870 Do you agree? 227 00:13:24,130 --> 00:13:25,450 Hang on, hang on. 228 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:28,900 Oh, oh! 229 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,159 What's the matter? 230 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,440 Oh, I'm sitting on a little handle. 231 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:34,500 Oh, 232 00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:36,640 I think I've rolled myself up a floppy one. 233 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,900 Oh, father, come on, get out of there, boss. Come on, the nurse is going to 234 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:41,920 examine you. No, no, I'm all right, no. 235 00:13:42,540 --> 00:13:44,700 Look at you, look, your face is in agony, man. 236 00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:47,060 No, it's nothing, it'll soon pass. 237 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,080 Yeah, it's passed. 238 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:29,900 Look, I've told you it'll only take me a few minutes to fix it, because I don't 239 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,320 trust you to break it. 240 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,240 Look, I managed to get one ticket out of it. 241 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:34,940 One ticket? That's no good. 242 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,660 I wish I'd never agreed to it. It's stealing. 243 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,060 Yeah, well, it's also stealing to stop your bonus, isn't it? 244 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,400 Well, I'll tell you something, mate. As soon as I've got enough money, I'm 245 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,400 jacking it all in. 246 00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:45,700 Oh, I've been sitting in a cab all day long. 247 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,880 Haven't there been nightmares about it? Oh, yeah. I always thought you drove the 248 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:49,880 bus fast asleep. 249 00:14:52,749 --> 00:14:55,510 I'll go through all that and you can't even fix the machine. 250 00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:58,030 Look, it'll only take me five minutes. All I need is a screwdriver. 251 00:14:58,490 --> 00:14:59,570 All right, come on, I'll get you a screwdriver. 252 00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:01,730 Hey, listen. 253 00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:03,930 Don't say a word in front of Mum or Olive. 254 00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:05,089 Especially Olive. 255 00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:07,590 You know, now she's working at the depot, you know what I mean? A bit 256 00:15:07,590 --> 00:15:08,590 you know. 257 00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:11,370 Hello, Mum. How are you getting on? 258 00:15:11,670 --> 00:15:15,470 I'm just trying to stick all this wrap and china together, but it's not very 259 00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:16,850 good. Oh, well, that's got you. 260 00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:21,190 No, I couldn't have bothered if I were you. 261 00:15:21,430 --> 00:15:22,430 Oh, love. 262 00:15:22,570 --> 00:15:26,170 We won't get into trouble, will we? No, no, Mum. As a matter of fact, Jack, me 263 00:15:26,170 --> 00:15:27,170 and Jack, we've got a scheme. 264 00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:33,650 What it is, is I've got a £50 efficiency bonus coming to me. So you won't have 265 00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:34,289 to worry. 266 00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:39,190 Oh, my little love. Thank you, sir. I knew you would need it. No, just don't 267 00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:40,190 worry about me, Jack. 268 00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:41,310 Oh, that lovely. 269 00:15:42,770 --> 00:15:44,890 Oh, I wonder who that is. I'll go. 270 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,240 Mr Blake, come in, please. 271 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:59,260 Oh, thank you. Could I have a word with you, please? Oh, yes, certainly. 272 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:03,640 I'll just get down. No, it's you I wanted to talk to, actually. 273 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:09,160 I wondered if you'd be interested in coming to the busman's ball. 274 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:13,820 Oh, how lovely of you to ask. 275 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,700 Oh, I'd love to. 276 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,500 The tickets are 50p each, actually. 277 00:16:25,870 --> 00:16:28,050 Don't you fixate yet. All right, I'm doing my best tonight. 278 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:29,189 Get a move on. 279 00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:30,850 Yes, I'll see what she wants. Yes. 280 00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:36,470 What are you bawling your head off for? I was just having a word with you. Oh. 281 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:40,450 He's come about the ticket. 282 00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:45,590 Oh. Yeah, well, it's nothing to do with me. I don't know anything about it. No, 283 00:16:45,690 --> 00:16:48,830 don't give me that butler. I spoke to you this morning about it. 284 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,470 You can't hang that on me. 285 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,110 We haven't sold any. 286 00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:56,160 Well, I know. we haven't sold any. That's why I've come round this evening 287 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,099 cop you. 288 00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,260 Oh, I see. So you know about it, then? Well, I know all about it, don't I? 289 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,840 I only did it to save Mum and Ollie from the shame. 290 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,800 Well, then. 291 00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:12,319 I know the busman's ball is not exactly the Royal Garden Party, but I was bound 292 00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:13,880 to see how I could shame your family. 293 00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:17,720 Oh, the busman's ball! 294 00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:21,300 Yeah, the busman's ball. Now, do you want any tickets or not? Come on. Those 295 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:22,700 tickets! I thought you was talking... 296 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:24,560 No, it wasn't, no. 297 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:28,840 No, it was... Mum, no, we don't need tickets because Mum and Olive had quite 298 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:29,840 bit of expense lately. 299 00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:31,320 Yeah, we spent £50. 300 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,400 £50? You've been splashing it about, haven't you? 301 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:38,100 Bought something nice, have you, Mrs Buck? Yes, we got this lovely broken tea 302 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,100 service. 303 00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:43,740 Lovely, isn't it? 304 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:48,320 It's hardly 50 quid for those, is it? Oh, no, we got this lovely torn dress. 305 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:01,080 I hope you don't mind me saying so, but I think you was rooked. 306 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:06,500 Don't be, Charles. They weren't broken when we bought them, were they? 307 00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:08,460 Oh. Oh, I see. 308 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,260 You bought them just to smash them up. 309 00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:16,680 Now, look, do you want any of these tickets or not? Oh, I'll take three of 310 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:17,139 Go on. 311 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:18,700 Oh, just one thing, Butler. What? 312 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,040 You will pay for them before you tear them up, won't you? 313 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:24,540 Oh, very funny. 314 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,700 I'll give you the money when we get to the depot tomorrow. 315 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,380 Yeah, you mind you do and I'll make it. 316 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,200 Well, I'll be off home now, Mrs Butler. Can I have a little tea? 317 00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:35,440 Oh, look, I'm just making a cup of tea. No, he doesn't want any. He's got to go. 318 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,540 I'll fix this, can't I? 319 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:38,979 Hello, Ricky. 320 00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:39,980 How are you? 321 00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:41,120 So am I. No, 322 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,120 he can't stop. 323 00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:44,840 Just a minute. Won't take a minute. 324 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,100 Not now, I've called you. 325 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,400 Hi. 326 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:52,920 Harper, when you left the depot this evening, you forgot to sign your way 327 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,880 I've got it here, can't you sign it now? 328 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,820 Right, you sign it. 329 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,720 I might have a cup of tea after all. No, no, no. 330 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,640 No, no, no. 331 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,200 What do you mean, no? Well, you'd have a cup of tea, but don't sit there, it's 332 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,200 very uncomfortable. 333 00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:12,220 Butler, I was sitting here just this minute. No, no, no. 334 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,160 Don't sit there, it's my chair. 335 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,860 It's my chair. It's my chair. 336 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,680 It's my chair. It's my chair. 337 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:24,400 I wouldn't sit down if I were you. I read somewhere that sitting is very bad 338 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,660 you. It spreads your bottom. 339 00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:27,440 Who am I not to tell then? 340 00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:28,800 You're a bit late, love. 341 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,440 No, no, no. No, there's a nasty spring in it which is sticking up, sir. 342 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:38,000 Butler, I appreciate your sudden and unprecedented concern about my comfort, 343 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,620 mate, but there is no spring in this chair. 344 00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:45,680 There is a spring in the chair. 345 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:47,060 I told you, didn't I? 346 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,020 Yeah, I'll tell you what, Mrs Butler. 347 00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:52,080 I'm pretty good at upholstery. I'll have a look on that chair if you like. 348 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,780 I'll take the cushion. No, no. 349 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,680 Oh, I like it. There's a spring there, isn't there? 350 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,860 Butler, you ain't got the same trouble you had this morning, have you? 351 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,480 Ain't it about time you were going? 352 00:20:08,780 --> 00:20:09,780 Huh? 353 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,860 Oh, all right. I can take it. But what about your tea? 354 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,500 Oh, it's all right, Mrs Butler. I know when I'm not wanted. Oh, no. Please, Mr 355 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,340 Baker, you can stay as long as you like. 356 00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:19,529 Can't he stay? 357 00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:21,070 No, I'll see him out. I'll... No! 358 00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:23,610 Oh! 359 00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:28,110 Don't worry, I'll see him myself out. 360 00:20:28,670 --> 00:20:31,110 Did you use the other machine? 361 00:20:31,310 --> 00:20:32,710 Yeah. It's all right, I've hidden it. 362 00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:34,710 Where did you put it? In your lunchbox. Did you? 363 00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:37,470 I didn't think there was enough room in there. There wasn't. I had to eat your 364 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,470 lunch. 365 00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:44,430 It's all right, look. I've clocked up 20p on the company machine of £3 .40 on 366 00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:47,970 ours, and that's only in one trip. God, this rate will be millionaires in a 367 00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:51,890 fortnight. I don't like it, Jack. No, John, what... Butler? 368 00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:54,210 Yes, Mr Blake, what can I do for you, sir, Mr Blake? 369 00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:57,530 The general manager wants to see you, Butler, in my office right away. 370 00:20:58,570 --> 00:20:59,449 What about? 371 00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:00,450 You'll find out. 372 00:21:00,730 --> 00:21:02,490 Well, I'll go and see him after I've had my lunch. 373 00:21:03,570 --> 00:21:05,070 You'll see him now, Butler, come on. 374 00:21:05,370 --> 00:21:06,370 Right away. 375 00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:08,330 Well, that's it, Jack. 376 00:21:08,410 --> 00:21:12,250 Hey, no. Do you know, I think what I'd better do is, when I go in there, I'll 377 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:15,130 tell them everything and then beg for their mercy. 378 00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:16,350 I shouldn't tell them everything. 379 00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:18,690 No, perhaps you're right. What shall I leave out? My name. 380 00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:22,070 No, no. I mean, put it this way. 381 00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:25,470 If I'm outside, I can visit you while you're inside. 382 00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:26,870 Father. 383 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:28,710 Inside. See what I mean? 384 00:21:29,850 --> 00:21:32,610 Don't worry, son. I won't mention your name. Come on. 385 00:21:33,410 --> 00:21:34,410 Come on. 386 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,250 Yes, sir. 387 00:21:36,590 --> 00:21:37,590 Right. 388 00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:39,570 Let's get this over with. 389 00:21:39,890 --> 00:21:43,830 Well, as he said, I'd like you to take into consideration that I haven't done 390 00:21:43,830 --> 00:21:47,990 anything really wrong in the all 15 years that I've been here. I have taken 391 00:21:47,990 --> 00:21:48,990 into consideration. 392 00:21:49,070 --> 00:21:49,949 Oh, you have? 393 00:21:49,950 --> 00:21:53,810 Well, you know, I've been a good worker, as Mr Blake here will tell you. 394 00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:55,830 No, he's not going to tell you. 395 00:21:57,110 --> 00:21:58,110 Look, 396 00:21:58,350 --> 00:21:59,930 stop jabbering and sign this. 397 00:22:01,410 --> 00:22:02,410 What's it, a confession, sir? 398 00:22:03,130 --> 00:22:04,130 Confession? 399 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,290 What's he on about? 400 00:22:05,730 --> 00:22:06,730 It's a receipt. 401 00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:08,170 A receipt for what? 402 00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:09,490 For your bonus. 403 00:22:09,710 --> 00:22:13,290 Your £50 efficiency bonus. 404 00:22:13,850 --> 00:22:17,270 But Mr Blake said I wasn't going to get it. It was the inspector who recommended 405 00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:21,790 it. He persuaded me to give it to you against my very judgment. Now check it. 406 00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:24,730 will, sir. One, two, three, four, five. 407 00:22:25,090 --> 00:22:30,450 Five Chris Tennors there. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. 408 00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:35,060 That was a turn up for the book, eh? 409 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,420 Fifteen quid bonus. 410 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,540 All my troubles are over, all sold. 411 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,540 Now we can get rid of that rotten machine. 412 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:41,599 Oh, no, hang about. 413 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,600 Oh, 414 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:46,400 Blakey, I can't tell you. I didn't believe you'd ever do a thing like that. 415 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,140 your money, man. It's your money. You've earned it. 416 00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:50,920 It's just one thing, Butler. 417 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:55,900 When I was by your house yesterday, I found this ticket on the sideboard. 418 00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,220 It appears to be rolled off a stolen machine. 419 00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:02,100 Ah, that machine, yes. 420 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:08,440 Well, you see, me and Jack, we found the machine, didn't we? And we rolled one 421 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:11,140 off just to see if it worked. Hey, we didn't sell it. 422 00:23:11,380 --> 00:23:15,760 Oh, no, no, I know that, Butler. I believe you, man. But it is for sale 423 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:17,720 Oh. 424 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:19,520 £50. 425 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,920 Cut off the old basket. 426 00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:23,140 That's right. 427 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:29,180 Come on, Butler, are you going to buy this ticket or do we go and see the 428 00:23:29,180 --> 00:23:32,520 manager? Well, there's nothing I can do about it, really. No, there's not, mate. 429 00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:34,220 It's blackmail. 430 00:23:34,460 --> 00:23:35,460 That's right, yeah. 431 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,720 Here's a ticket. 432 00:23:38,140 --> 00:23:39,280 You bought that. 433 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,680 Now, 434 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:47,040 this money, Butler, I'm going to put this so it goes for the busman's 435 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,040 own. 436 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:51,660 That's where I'll have to go while I've been suffering from you lot, mate. 437 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,480 Now, hang about. 438 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,060 Just one more thing. 439 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,460 I'll have that stolen machine, if you don't mind. 440 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,120 Right. Picked me out of temptation, wouldn't it? 441 00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:01,660 Oh. What? 442 00:24:02,780 --> 00:24:06,660 You've rolled up 340 on this machine. You can have that as well. Yes, I will 443 00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:07,680 have it, mate. Here. 444 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:12,600 And just to keep the book straight, you can roll up 340 on the company's 445 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:13,499 machine, right? 446 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:14,500 Now then. 447 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,460 In single P tickets. 448 00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:22,240 Let this be a lesson to you, Butler. 449 00:24:23,260 --> 00:24:26,160 Yeah in case you get any more temptation to do any crooked things mate.